Strange and Mothafuckin Majestic.
Strange and Mothafuckin Majestic.
fuck-me-till-the-end:

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whatifmovie:

Just when you felt like giving up on finding the one

SoML

whatifmovie:

Just when you felt like giving up on finding the one

SoML

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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spookyphoque:

stop for just one second.

think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.

and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.

This is so deep
Some people smoke,
others drink, and others fall in love,
each one dies from a different way.
(via sensitizes)
rayquayza:

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens


Uber bros

People who think all straight guys are like this, are part of the fucking problem.Remember that you came from multiple straight men who at some point were good enough for your moms and grandmas

rayquayza:

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

Uber bros

People who think all straight guys are like this, are part of the fucking problem.
Remember that you came from multiple straight men who at some point were good enough for your moms and grandmas

Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
Tina Fey (via purplebuddhaproject)