Strange and Mothafuckin Majestic.
Strange and Mothafuckin Majestic.

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.
Unknown  (via asianoannieo)
bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

precumming:

Why do I have a boner im literally just sitting here I’m not even doing anything

Good example of how the penis has its own mind

dabbin-fairy:

Buddies Freek! So fucking beautiful and hits like a champ👌

luigivevo:

keytosymphony:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues

how about i taste yours for a change?

that was smooth af

One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.
(via that-funny-guy)