Strange and Mothafuckin Majestic.
Strange and Mothafuckin Majestic.

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Reblog if you dont have a bra on.

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.
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bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE

precumming:

Why do I have a boner im literally just sitting here I’m not even doing anything

Good example of how the penis has its own mind

dabbin-fairy:

Buddies Freek! So fucking beautiful and hits like a champ👌