standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
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Why do I have a boner im literally just sitting here I’m not even doing anything
Good example of how the penis has its own mind
Buddies Freek! So fucking beautiful and hits like a champ👌